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Monday, June 04, 2007 / 1:24 PM
entry title: Why girls are single nowadays?

I found this post in the Friendster buletin and find it rather amusing.

Why girls are single nowadays?


1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and
heterosexual
men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are
after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so
nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't
think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are
beautiful,
that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat
handsome,somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual,
are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!!!!


11. The men who never make the first
move, automatically lose interest in
us when we take the initiative.


NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?


"Men are like a fine wine. They all
start out like grapes, and it's our
job to stomp on them and keep them in
the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner
with."

It's somewhat true actually.Lol.





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